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[–] 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

I am vacationing in Florida and a few days ago this guy swam up the drain and into the bowl.

There's no reason why a snake could not do that.

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    If you are worried about late marriage you can easily avoid it by going straight to cats and a manfree lifestyle.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Worst thing for women's friendships is marriage. Stick with your fellow ladies. Live in a big house together and embrace the sorority lifestyle. Reject the Patriarchy, abandon legal monogamy, and embrace Amazonian thought.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    New bottom surgery just dropped!

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What does 'late marriage' mean? Like getting married when you're older?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Why wouldn’t someone want to get married late? Like, they’re too old to have kids? If they wanted to kids wouldn’t they get married sooner? Or adopt any time? I think person is just talking about themselves.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Well, nickname checks out, I guess

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Kid on my street got bit on the ass while peeing in the woods and died. Valid fear.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Guy, had a similar fear all growing up too, except that I was afraid it’d bite my butthole (no idea why there, but whatever), not sure how I ever got over it.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Spiders swarming out of the toilet and killing me has been in the back of my mind ever since I saw Arachnophobia as a kid.

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    I saw a horror movie as a kid where a guy was killed by something (snake, maybe) when sitting on the toilet. It made me very anxious when using a toilet for a long time. I think the movie was dreamcatcher based on the Stephen king book but I was only 6-7 when I saw that part so I could be completely wrong.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You're remembering correctly. That's how the first character dies in Dreamcatcher. Stephen King was recovering from a car accident and was on oxy when he wrote the book if that helps explain anything.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Only a hidden snake? What if they weren't hiding?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I blame Ghoulies especially because of the cover.

    Honestly thought it was a Gremlins movie cover until now, but man if seeing that in the video store aisle didn't make me slam the lid on the toilet and run out and slam the bathroom door as fast as I could for several years...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    The rat in the toilet in Raymond Briggs' When the Wind Blows freaked me out for years afterward and I still occasionally get a little freaked out about it.

    Bathrooms make me anxious enough in general as it is.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Easy, just don't be holding the bad-luck teddy bear while your friends are scamming a magic bank out of some magic batteries.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I'd rather the snake.

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