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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

sub/prime mortgage

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

brb selling advertising space in my pronouns

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Guys, I think I maybe a JP Morgan. Like I thought I was a cis bisexual for years but recent life events have made me consider the possibility that I'm actually the world's largest financial services firm.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'd wear it but I'm tired of being harassed by J.P. Morgan chasers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"Oh you're a financial services corporation? You know I'm kinda into FIRE industry monopolists, think it's hot."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

look I don't want to shame anybody's choices but that's going to be really unwieldy in everyday speech

can we compromise on something like "jeep/jerm"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You cannot tell someone J.P. Morgan pronouns are not permitted, no matter how unwieldy J.P. Morgan choices are. J.P. Morgan picked what J.P. Morgan picked because it is what truthfully represents J.P. Morgan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

yep

this has got to be one of the worst things i've ever seen. right up there with the raytheon pride socks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

capitalist-woke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

This makes me a proud Dividend American

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

i love weird shit in victoria 3 like the time I saw a J.P. Morgan who was a luddite who wanted to ban industry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't k ow anyone else identified as JP morgan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The founder of J.P. Morgan probably did

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oh well I identify as jpmorgan/chase