brb selling advertising space in my pronouns

Guys, I think I maybe a JP Morgan. Like I thought I was a cis bisexual for years but recent life events have made me consider the possibility that I'm actually the world's largest financial services firm.

I'd wear it but I'm tired of being harassed by J.P. Morgan chasers

look I don't want to shame anybody's choices but that's going to be really unwieldy in everyday speech

can we compromise on something like "jeep/jerm"

yep

this has got to be one of the worst things i've ever seen. right up there with the raytheon pride socks

i love weird shit in victoria 3 like the time I saw a J.P. Morgan who was a luddite who wanted to ban industry

This makes me a proud Dividend American

I didn't k ow anyone else identified as JP morgan