this is good tho because if you choose to work as a White House aide, you're probably a careerist ghoul
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being an asshole is the only language they understand!
Like if Arrival was set on the New Jersey turnpike.
Yeah, equivalent of trying to make me feel bad for Steven Crowder's staff
Bernie Sanders is an old angry new york jew and that makes him too mean to be presinald
take, I recall. 
That famous thing where your therapist is allowed to just casually inform you of what they've been talking about with all their other patients.
Lots of shitty therapists actually do this. That's how half the school knew about all my problems as a kid
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My favorite tweet was someone saying they didn't support Bernie because his yelling reminded them of their dad.
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been thinking a lot about "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY" and "Listen, Fat" lately
ABSTAIN NOT FROM VOTING, FAT 
Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
That last paragraph made it clear that his campaign leaked the story intentionally. Sad.
stop making me relate to him you fucks
um this is russian disinfo sweetie, Biden is actually a saint and is my grandfather
Lol.
"President Brandon is being sent to a nice farm upstate with Major and Commander after several incidents where he bit secret service members and shit on the rug".
Place your bets
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Dementia is setting in and Brandon is expressing abrupt mood shifts, irritability, and rage, which are common symptoms
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Brandon is a dipshit unsuited for the role he has found himself in and is expressing his frustration by abusing his minions
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Brandon is exactly who he has always been; A cruel, racist monster who has caused enormous suffering out of a callous indifference towards humanity
1 and 3. Brandon has always been a massive piece of shit and now as his brain is turning into mush he's growing frustrated and is losing the ability to control his impulses.
Bidump or Truden
Idk why but he gives me the vibes of like a Dutch BoJo
The guy who made it stated something to the effect of "accidentally created the most british-looking person possible"
e: at least, I think it was this one
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looks like a mash up of these guys
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Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
Guess the Dems are trying the Furious D approach to pumping the polls numbers
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Dark Biden has broken the meme barrier 
Dark Bradon finally unleashes his bloodthirsty hounds upon his staff after training them against the secret service.
"Someone please tell me where the fuck I am and how I got here!"
No one is safe from Biden's curses and spells.
Finally he's acting presidential 
Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
Bouts of anger are associated with dementia
The kind of freaks who work in the White House love this shit. They want to be dommed by an ancient vampire. It's why they got into politics
Turns out the guy accused of SAing someone he had authority over also loves abuse of power :thonk:
Who could have seen this coming
When I recently watched Casino, all I could think about was Will Menaker quoting it to describe the Biden presidency. Turns out Chapo was right yet again.
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DAE le Dark Brandon epic bacon chungus??? 
The walls are closing in for Joe Biden
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