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[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I'm pretty sure the pan has a finite volume, unless it has some sort of space-folding technology.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love my 4 dimensional brownies! You can fit so many edges onto them!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's like L-space from the Unseen University Library, but it's B-space. It contains every conceivable recipe of brownies.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn't bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Yoo, the lasagna pan from the expanse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Omg, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

lol omg it is!

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Does that commenter think the term "edging" didn't exist 15 years ago? 🤨 I first heard about that kind of edging in the 90's, my guy.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Every generation thinks it invented sex

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

yes, you came from test tube. I know, because I was there 3000 years ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop after all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Speaking from an American POV, that's probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren't that way but my friends weren't so lucky.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Is there a reverse version of this where all the brownies are middle brownies? That's the version I want.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Good lord...You've just described a brownie tokamak

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Panko bread dough is placed between two metal surfaces, and is cooked by running an electric current through it. This avoids any crust forming, causing it to be very uniform.

I imagine you could do the same with brownies.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sous vide maybe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I suppose you could bake a brownie sphere in microgravity. That might be hard to get the center cooked without burning the surface though. Maybe a metal ball as a pan that you could coat with batter.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Average Microsoft Edge fanboy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I don't understand this joke, is anyone willing to explain it for me?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't fully get it either. It's either the browser Edge or edging yourself for hours on end. Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was wondering where the weird w-like symbol formed by the brownie pan means something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

It's because people like edge pieces of brownies, so this pan ensures that every piece has an edge.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Edging my brownie 😍🟤💩

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you've got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

How does it feel? Being the smartest person in the room?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And an edge-lord, this speaks to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

a typical example of “they knew”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

nah this asks the question why are we making brownies in a 9x13. like, what if we tossed it in a loaf pan or something I suck at baking

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