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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

ngl they do be right though, we must purge the shitty ugly ass plastic things

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Even besides the plastic aspect I don't get why people like it so much. Even if you like the IP that the figurines are of they look like shit.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

The "gamer" identity is purely based on mindless consumption regardless of the product's use value.

You can buy overpriced chairs labeled for gamers. Powdered sugar, called G-fuel. Gamer shades, gamer branded clothes, fucking blue dyed mac and cheese with a picture of fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.

A Gamer will drop his cash on the most random shit as long as it's marketed for gamers.

You could literally slap a gaming label on a bucket of dogshit and some hyperconsumerist gamerbrained troglodyte will squeal and fork over his lifesavings so he can validate his fake identity as a "gamer."

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Dumbasses be thinking this trash is going to gain value over time šŸ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There's no way this is true. These things are advertised with abundance in mind. There's always a never ending amount of them at any store that stocks them.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Why u think they keep them packaged šŸ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

To protect them from dust

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid living in a shitty apartment, my neighbor's 7year old daughter collected beanie babies. I hear they just bought their 14th Gulfstream III this year. 🄳

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Using the same labour and materials they could produce normal looking figures instead of those deformed abominations, which would be actually pretty fine, having so many different ones in the same scale and series.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's crazy how they found a way to sell ~~toys~~ little useless plastic things to adults. Capitalism is all about expanding the markets and finding new consumers, like how they found a way to market cigarettes to children.

Edited toys out because actual toys one can play with can be cool.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They're so wasteful. We have to save the climate and that means cutting this wasteful production

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had my doubts about communism, but if this is true I'm all in *undust AK-47*

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

You prefer having plastic toys (that actually don't do anything) over having humans live decently and be happy and free. Nothing else to add

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

While this post is funny the person(s) on that account I believe have started dabbling in patsoc shit.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

you prefer having plastic toys over having humans live decently and be happy and free

why do you think they hate socialism? you can't hoard plastic crap in communism!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Funny thing is 99% of the "plastic crap" is literally built in a communist country, which outcompetes the west, and is increasingly doing so in all fields, and produces more ethically (though that is also a matter of the world system we live in), efficiently, and environmentally than the west.

The Chinese proles are increasingly eating better, living better, having better stuff at cheaper prices, having better homes (in contrast to the west where home ownership is out of sight for an increasingly large share of the population), and it's all thanks to communism, to the dictatorship of the proletariat being upheld, and delivering such wondrous results for its people.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gamers : "I am being exploited by Chinese capitalism!" (Buys another Funko Pop to keep on the shelf still in original packaging)

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

we got a new ā€œcommunism no iPhoneā€ guys, peak theoretic development

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I worked at Amazon over a decade ago, when these were new, it was the first time I saw these things and all I could think was how ugly they were and why would anyone buy them. I'm still thinking that but stricken with the fact that they still exist against all rational thought

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Consumerism is a helluva coping mechanism

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Good.

Fuck no to Funko pops

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Insane indeed 1000011959

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fuck Chunkopops

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I think that account is affiliated with or a member of the "PatSoc"/MAGA-Communism "movement"

That being said, and I realize the humor in this meme, but funko pops are literally made and sold in China

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They seem to be progressive, don't know where you get that

https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/1795296437544337777

https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/1796120869640741201

They are vocally anti-Trump as well

https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/1795872924475195810

But I get you, I'm always checking if a communist account isn't secretly PatSoc, I'm still sad about MidWesternMarx and MangoPress

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, MangoPress is PatSoc? That's disappointing

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yup, sadly. I didn't know it at first but saw more signs and then it became indiscutable. They used the word ret@rded in one of their Telegram posts and when I called them out of it they said I was pushing American identity politics on them. Another time they called a politician a f@ggot, but edited it quickly. Another time they shouted out a Taiwanese rapper's telegram page, in which that rapper called themself a MAGAcommunist, and when I called them out of it they deflected and said that they were just showing support to a friend. Another time they showed supprt for Dutch farmers protests even though those protests were by farm owners who were mad they had to follow environmental regulations. And when Cuba passed their family code referendum, they didn't make a post about it, even though it was the biggest story of the day, and from a communist country. Sorry for the wall of text, I wanted to rant.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I assume you are referring to Xiangyu? I hate that mindless hanjian MAGA-"Communist" bootlicker.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I thought Pamphlets was anti-LGBT? I swear I remember seeing tweets of theirs that came off that way.

I like those tweets you linked though

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's also this one. This is even better proof they are pro-LGBT I think

https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/1792260171215020081

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they got banned from YouTube for being too based.

Edit: too based

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder if that song is in Spotify or Youtube. Bcuz it so damn good! I am on my 5th repeat.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I saw a couple of this accounts posts over the last few days and was unsure if I should follow, but I am now.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It’s a bit clout chasey, getting into the Haz-Hinkle sphere fyi.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

ugh, of course.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m not on twitter, but from what I’ve seen they seem to at least clout chase around them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Could be, maybe they are trying to steer people away from those patsoc accounts

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I follow Pamphlets and they are so weird. Like, sometimes I can like their posts no problem but other times i just have to scroll because… yeah.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They really seem like a young teenager who is falling into the Maoist/Ultra/Puritan communism rabbithole.

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