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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunate reality

[–] HobbitFoot 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For the human or the dolphin?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Both.

John Lilly is a nut and stuck Margaret and a dolphin together in a tiny enclosed space where neither of them could get much space or stimulation.

He would constantly just bullshit things like “oh, I’ll make the middle area of the house two feet of water deep because that’s the optimum depth for human dolphin interaction!”

Dolphins are unbelievably horny and being locked up probably didn’t help with that. The dolphin would nip at Margaret and wailed until she finally went like “jfc I’ll just jerk this fucker off”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait til you hear how most livestock are fertilized.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Was in FFA 👍

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

Who hasn't done a boatload of LSD and thought to themself "We can communicate with dolphins".

No judgement here.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There's probably a non-zero chance that a CIA researcher who happens to be a Lovecraft fan read the 1969 James Wade short story titled The deep ones and decided to make it a reality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Holy hell that image on the wiki is somethin else..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Didn't one of them also basically become the Dolphin's sex toy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

She gave him handies on request. IIRC the dolphin went into a depression and wouldn't eat after they fired the researcher.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

"They fired my girlfriend! How did you expect me to feel‽"

-The Dolphin

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I recall correctly that one, in a number of ways, ended up getting even more out of hand and insane than it started. Something about taking the LSD themselves, fucking the dolphins, and drama related to that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Typical hippie drama ofc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

For the uninitiated: dollop episode