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~~One nation under god~~
Two nations under genocide
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Two settler states...
Literally the opposite vibe of Sino-Soviet friendship propaganda posters
Two white dudes standing two meters apart so as to not appear gay.
So that’s what they meant by “our shared values”
This is the only two-state solution that Biden has been "working tirelessly" to achieve.
True I do think us and Israeli troops should get the same reward ;)
Isn't this like funding foreign soldiers or some such like treason or something??
Not if we make Israel the 51st state, Jack! 
> be me, israel
> receive big money to commit genocide
> become 51 state
> start receiving less money to genocide
Haven’t you heard, liberals love treason now!
Gosh it is really weird how every time liberals and fascists interact, the liberals side with the fascists.
At least under Trump they preferred actual logic instead of whatever the fuck they’re doing on .world right now
Only the foreign soldiers we don’t like
You may lose American citizenship if you run for public office, apply for single citizenship, or join the military in another country... unless that "country" is Israel, of course.
Don’t they get better insurance just by being citizens of the Zionist Entity?
Yes but it’s hard to be a colonist in two places at once
You would think.
Untreated PTSD and homelessness?
"We're not a vassal state, We're not a vassal state", i continue to insist as i shrink and transform into a corn cob
This is amazing considering the army is discussing taking away the education portion of the GI bill.
Lmao, imagine taking away one of the few decent incentives to serve when recruitment rates have been suffering.
Might as well just reveal themselves that they are their 51st state.
"the reason Israel doesn't become the 51st state is because then it would only have two senators instead of a hundred"
Did you just come up with this right now? Because that’s some serious heat
Nah that's why I put it in quotes. I don't know the original source though.
It’s hilarious regardless, I will start using it
literally just mirror world Hawaii
jesus fucking christ
Hiring an excavator so they can dig out the foundation and stoop even lower, I see.
