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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (6 children)

In my opinion... All baby animals are kinda cute. Exept about 50 % off birds. They look like they are part off an unholy experiment.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m think your saying the one on the right is a bird. But then you have to consider the documentary about the one on the left learning to fly. So if I guess both animals are birds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Elephants are birds and capybaras are fish.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

50 % off birds

Well you can't expect the clearance birds to be as nice as the full price ones!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lol... You did not read what i meant to write. But realy. Lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All baby birds are grotesque until they grow feathers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TBH the feathered fledglings are kind weird in the uncanny valley sense, too.

Like bro thats not what that bird is supposed to look like. It's wrong.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Baby humans are most certainly not cute... More like a over baked potato

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

half of human babies are just.. fine.. and the other half look like old british men at a pub

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Agreed, the first 6 months/one year they can look seriously fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some birds come out half-baked. Needed another week in the egg.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

They're so cute until they get off mom's back and become nightmare sand.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Asian elephant calves are #relatable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just in time for the release of the new dead in the eyes emoji.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The Internet must have broken my brain since the first thing I thought of was wojaks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBH I'd still rather have the Asian one if I had to choose. They're slightly more domesticated which implies intelligence and willingness to cooperate with humans. African Elephants will just kill you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yet I remember reading somewhere african elephants were tamed before their asian counterparts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt there are many left today. Most of the taming, both African and Asian, in modern history and even historically before that has been done in India and Indonesia, pretty far from the Savannah. In fact, the taming of African elephants for clearing timber in the Belgian Congo was done by employed Mahouts, if I'm not mistaken. No idea who the mastermind behind circus elephants was, but I think the last 3 in all of Europe died a couple of years ago. One famous African Circus Elephant was Jumbo, which just adds to the notion that it was rare.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't remember where I read it but it was a good coverage on the historical use of elephants in Africa in pre-colonial, as in during the great african kingdoms. And lets not forget war elephants, in Roman times, were from Africa.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll be sure to source my next elephant from Rome. /sarcasm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is no need for sarcasm.

We tend to forget Africa had great kingdoms, with advanced civilization standards, before colonial times. Those kingdoms ruled the largest continent on the planet for centuries and elephants were animals used for both work and war.

Hanibal took elephants across the Alpes (most died) in order to invade Italy. I seriously doubt the general ordered his elephants from India.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The conversation was about picking an elephant today. In 2024.

Africa had some amazing kingdoms. Some exaggerated stories claim they had palaces with roads encrusted with precious gemstones, but the truth is that the reality of their civilizations were impressive even without embellishment. That's not what our conversation is about, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would still pick the African ones, nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My niece calls them "skrunkly"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe asians still have a bit of mammoth dna

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd be surprised if any humans have that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Consideringthe subject of the thread is elephants, i would agree

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Aah, the ol' reddit switche.... Wait, never mind...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I’ll take your entire stock!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Babar!

Gollum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ocean dolphins vs river dolphins