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This is him larping:

This is him larping

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[-] [email protected] 117 points 2 years ago

“Hating Biden will get you killed…”

No, threatening to “sniper” the president on social media will get you killed, dumbass

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

Should have watched this instructional video from Trevor Moore.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

But they got him too. He "fell off a balcony".

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

If hating Biden were enough to get you killed, Hexbear would be a graveyard

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[-] [email protected] 116 points 2 years ago

Imagine being stupid enough to post that without adding "in minecraft" at the end.

deserve-1

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

He didn't want the FBI to grief his server!

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Minecraft MOTD:

brick-police

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Remember to say "parody" or fuckin-deserve

[-] [email protected] 96 points 2 years ago

Guy says he's going to have a loaded gun the next time the FBI show up.

The FBI show up.

He has a loaded gun.

He dies.

How could Biden do this? shocked-pikachu

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

His greatest sin was not taking any of them with him

Put up or shut up

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Thanks Ob- uh, Biden!!

[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

somehow even stupider than the guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office and ended up getting merked in a corn field

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office

bro played too much quake

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lmao, he did that then posted about it online afterwards, but before getting shot

Said he "thought he had a way through bullet proof glass" (presumably the nail gun), amazing

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

He misread "rail" as "nail". Rookie mistake.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Thanks to you I just got the quake joke above, thanks !

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

Never seen anyone with a skin mustache before, but that’s about the only way I can describe it.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

I thought he had a mustache lol

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Oh holy shit what, it wasn't until I read your comment that I even noticed he didn't.

Extremist Wilfred Brimley was my first thought ahah

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is actually kinda sad, this dude likely had dementia and was executed by the state instead of getting him help. Still glad it’s him who died and not some black kid knocking on his door

[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago

Untreated dementia :: Run of the mill right wing talking points

same-picture

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

Making actual actionable threats and then daring the FBI to come kill you at the age of 75 is a little different from normal right wing talking points lol

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

But I do it all the time!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

It really is sad. In a just world, he would have received free help long before he became this unhinged. But we don't, and he didn't. And when it progresses to the point where they're saying stuff like, "If you send people here, I will shoot and kill them," sending men with guns is a pretty reasonable response.

Unfortunately, this may have been the best possible outcome in America. At least he didn't hurt anybody else.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Idk Im sure there are ways to de-escalate that tension, the feds sure aren’t going to be employing them at this point tbh. But yes like I said I’m glad he died instead of some innocent person or even the fbi killing a leftist

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

This person 1000% told at least one story about enjoying the smell of leaded gasoline fumes when they were young.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

What a waste.. How hard was it to just fucking chill in his retirement years and not be a Facebook terrorist.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s actually pretty hard tbh. My dad recently retired and I had to unfollow him on the remaining social media platforms I am still on.

If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Some people take it well, others not so much. My parents tend to be super chill and are handling retirement very well, my dad can't sit still (tries to do DIY stuff he shouldn't be doing at his age) but he's always been that way.

My in-laws are both just about retired, they are rapidly losing their minds because all they've ever known for the past 35 years is work or taking care of their 4 kids and now they have neither. My FIL doesn't understand how to not be working, he will literally go home to do yardwork in the middle of vacation because he can't take it anymore. All my MIL does is complain about how much he irritates her. Both of them need hobbies and fast.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I feel so grateful that neither of my parents ever got into social media

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Americans compalin about the secret police comming to get you under communism.

Meanwhile, in America...

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Boomers really, really love 🤣😂 spamming to hide their deeply simmering violent rage, don't they?

grillman 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 my-hero 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 grill-broke 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 billionaire-tears 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 scared-fash

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Boomers online think they're the masters of snark.

Boomers offline shoot gas station clerks in the face over incorrect change.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

boomer online: smuglord

boomer offline: frothingfash

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They want so very badly to seem above it all and on a cloud of detached smugness yet they're some of the most brittle people I've ever known. yea

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

His LARP kit is why I made a point of buying the most basic AR-15 possible. A gun shouldn't be a surrogate penis, more shit on it won't make you more capable, and it's ultimately money wasted to feel comfortable. This hog had every little big man totem he could fit on himself and he didn't even wound his attackers with 45-ish rounds and 3-6 more magazines on his chest rig alone. Just embarrassing.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

2 lights, a scope, a fore grip and sling, these are a few of my favorite things.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

still though fuck the cops and the fbi. death to america

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

both-sides I, for one, critically support both sides continuing to fight and diminish each other. We get evidence of police's lethal failure to handle a situation and no innocent comrades were permanently disabled in the process.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah. I think overall we’d be better off with a less bloodthirsty and less “effective” law enforcement in this country. But… both groups want us dead so the less of either of them there are the better. Call it a wash I guess.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

"He should have just complied!"

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

🫡 🫡 🫡

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

He was right about one thing ..

spoilerFrosted mini spooners are solid stalin-comical-spoon

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

This is like an SCTV skit

Step 1: Never reveal your plans publicly to the FBI

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Feeble and frail lol

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