His LARP kit is why I made a point of buying the most basic AR-15 possible. A gun shouldn't be a surrogate penis, more shit on it won't make you more capable, and it's ultimately money wasted to feel comfortable. This hog had every little big man totem he could fit on himself and he didn't even wound his attackers with 45-ish rounds and 3-6 more magazines on his chest rig alone. Just embarrassing.