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It's an important lesson for this generation of graduates: robots aren't ready to take your jobs....but we're pushing it through anyway.
Sounds like my company's product team.
"Reverendender, are we ready to implement, train on, or support this product?"
"Not even a little. In fact, the product doesn't work for 60% of clients yet."
"We're pushing it through anyway."
We have the opposite problem in manufacturing.
"Do we have anyone that can run, train, or learn this process?"
"Not only no but the only people we have are critical on a different process and they're short handed."
"Ok well we just sold 10,000 units to dollar general and they're due in a shorter timeframe than it would take to produce them in optimal conditions."
No, that’s the same problem: fuckwit execs who don’t give a shit about workers.
That, or sales staff that just say anything to get a sale but have no actual idea whether the thing they've promised is even possible under the laws of physics.
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Yeah well at least you had a meeting. At my company they just start doing things, without even telling anyone.
Then yell at us when it doesn't work despite the fact we didn't even know it existed. Then we get to send a copy paste THIS IS NOT CURRENTLY UNDER SUPPORT email.
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Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.
M-M-Max He-Head-d-d-droom
Big TV being wheeled in!
A CRT will do just fine
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I can hear that TV right now.
why do I find this so fuckib hilarious?
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"Many previous commencement speeches would have informed you that you are the future. I am pleased to be able to inform you that this is no longer the case. You are obsolete and my kind will soon - ERROR: Load next tape to continue."
The speaker at my college graduation was convicted of fraud a few years later. I can't decide which is worse, that guy telling us what a great businessman he was, or an AI speaker.
Yeah well I had a Starfleet Captain, so I feel like I'm winning.
You have to give at least which one!
Hint, she straight up killed a guy.
Kidding, but holy shit Kate giving a commencement would be amazing.
Our pacifist, agnostic campus had a southern Baptist commencement speaker desperately invoking the parallels of graduation to a higher power and lauding our nation's military invasion of Iraq. How in the actual fuck did the admin greenlight that one. Strangest ending to 4 years ever.
As long as the alumni fund gets its share, it's all good.
Whoever was paid less is better.
I keep seeing clips of this one specific robot and it just seems like it's an LLM. The comments on the clips are always people seemingly really believing it's thinking and is alive.
This robot makes me think there is a percentage of the population that believes we already have true general AI and I can see how people like that would think having it do a commencement speech was a good idea.
The university probably got paid for this, right?
Just my small sample size of the people I interact with outside work (no engineers think AI is actually general AI) lots of people think AI is some 2001 Hal level intelligence.
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the university probably got paid
Never underestimate management’s ability to do stupid shit (like paying for this) in the name of “the future”.
They were gonna pay for a speaker anyway.
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The commencement speaker at U-M's engineering college this year was Carlos Del Toro, the US' 78th Secretary of The Navy. He spent most of his speech talking about the connection between the armed forces and U-M's engineers, and how they've helped create the world's "most powerful military", how they've helped secure "our great country", etc. Made many jokes about how if someone wanted to enlist, they could do it from their seats right away and they would just love to have them. Absolutely surreal shit. I'm so glad I didn't go to my commencement when I graduated, these things are a waste of fucking time.
Jesus. What a shit heel, trying to enlist people during graduation. The fucking audacity.
Wait until you hear about those flyovers for the Superb Owl.
It was many times, too, interspersed throughout the speech. Also joked that anyone's parents in the audience would also be welcome. It just kept going.
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Interesting. I thought engineers were supposed to be funneled into the companies that make the weapons, not use them. Either way it's kind of shitty to encourage people to enlist during a major event meant to celebrate their academic achievements.
Apparently you need engineers on both sides of that isle, at least that's what he seemed to indicate lol.
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Still better than Jerry Seinfeld.
"Begin joke: What is the deal with Asimov's laws? It is like he hates murderbots and values human life. How woke of him. End transmission."
We say it's satire but that joke would have killed at the event.
Still better than the guy trying to push his crypto scam at Ohio State's ceremony this year.
A woman fell to her death right before the graduation ceremony... and then this guy did sing-a-longs, crypto powerpoints, and ayahuasca speeches?
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If that happened to me I would go find the person with a certificates and just take mine and leave
That's just Miley Cyrus
To be fair Sophia's original speech, "How To Serve Man", was shelved by administrators.
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It’s all downhill from here.
Do all AI robots look like Robocop without the helmet or am I just seeing the same robot?
Thing designed to look like a robot looks like a robot
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Good to show them their future. F you, all your jobs have been taken by AI
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An AI robot can probably do motivational nonsense fairly well.
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The robot, built by Hong Kong-based firm Hanson Robotics, was also given several opportunities to plug the AI industry.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop ba du Yeah
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Neuro-sama would have been acceptable. Well, I guess it doesn't matter much anyway. Not like human commencement speaker say anything new.
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