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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The curiosity is killing me.

-- Dracula

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The diet garlic is 100 times better

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I tried it, but it gave me crippling headaches.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When's the last time you saw your reflection in a mirror?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Every day, but I try not to look at it too hard because people tell me I should be starving and suffering from crippling migranes instead of having a body that looks like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry, did someone ask you something?

Thought I had answered.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And it gives you cancer 10x faster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It’s funny that someone downvoted this as if it was a real concern lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I feel like this would be hella similar to a good ginger ale.

[–] bdonvr 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Pepsi 1893 Ginger Cola is the greatest soda known to human kind and I am absolutely devastated by the fact that I can't get it anymore.

I like ginger so strong my nose burns thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Never heard of it but according to Wikipedia it’s just Pepsi mixed with Ginger Ale, so it’s not like it would be impossible to reproduce with a little extra effort unless you simply HAVE to drink it right out of the can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you like ginger beer, Bundaberg is pretty damn good if you can find it. Costco used to carry it, but I haven't looked lately.

If you want super strong, Fever-Tree was actually too much for me. It's a good mixer though for mules if you really want the flavor to come through.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fever tree is great strong ginger tonic. Check it out, it’s quite spicy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You equate ginger to garlic?

I mean, I see the similarity, as they are both aromatics, but they are VERY different aromas...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I'm thinking more about the spicy bite than the flavor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anchovy was out of stock huh :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Wouldn't be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably tastes better than the regular flavor tbh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

C/UnpopularOpinion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

AntiVumpler Juice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I tried garlic ice cream once. I found it to be disgusting. Some people liked it though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It was free at a garlic festival. IDK if they sell it. probably.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you paid for all these brand posts or what?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am honestly unsure which brands would actually pay for making disgusting shitposts containing their products but if you have any leads I'd be happy to take their money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Carry on that Mad Magazine tradition. 🫡