I would leave a comment but I'll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn't understand)

lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I'll be too busy (because I'll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

I don't understand :(

48 hours later

"Hey fellas."

I know this is an unpopular take...but I'm cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.

Must be so nice to know girls in real life.

By the way, I use Arch.

What's that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don't mind if I do tyvm!

Sounds like he doesn't understand.

If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!

And then.. the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.

guys... call me crazy but... I think he will be meeting a girl

This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)

This guy fucks

Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets...

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

Clearly he's gay.

Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

Took her forever to get here from Canada.

Is this a mother's day post?

I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.

Needs more parentheses.

Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3

@everyone

I've met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.

That's sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.