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I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done. (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 307 points 2 years ago

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[-] [email protected] 169 points 2 years ago

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[-] [email protected] 125 points 2 years ago

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

"Psh, that's nothing! I've been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!"

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[-] [email protected] 236 points 2 years ago

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[-] [email protected] 122 points 2 years ago

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[-] [email protected] 92 points 2 years ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

One time, you do it ONE TIME!

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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[-] [email protected] 166 points 2 years ago

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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[-] [email protected] 148 points 2 years ago

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't get the point of that entire instance; it's all clothed celebs and pseudo celebs. Shit's mild.

I can't jerk off to this‽

edit: I see, there's more stuff once you register, I'm a dummy.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

NSFW communities don't show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Maybe don't go to https://pornlemmy.com it's a silly place.

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[-] [email protected] 132 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after the banned porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

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[-] [email protected] 96 points 2 years ago

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago

This isn't even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality

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[-] [email protected] 91 points 2 years ago

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

My porn account’s front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become... Understood.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

You aren't wrong with this theory. It's why betamax and hd-dvd lost too

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

OC boobies leading the way

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

people complain about onlyfans but i'd take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Dr. Cox said it best

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

People who post or interact with porn also post other stuff.

Tumblr died after they killed off porn, because porn users left the site. That made Tumblr less interesting for people who followed those porn users' non-porn content, which meant that some of them left. Which in turn made it worse for people following that second group, and so on.

The same might happen the other way around. One can only hope.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

First you start with the porn. Then they will cum.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Wait you guys are getting porn?

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