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[–] [email protected] 170 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Comparing what is happening at Columbia to Kristallnacht is Holocaust denial.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 months ago

Eve Fartlow is a Holocaust-denying antisemite.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly that's what blowing my mind about shit like this. She's doing nazi-apologia to own some college students peacefully protesting

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Genuine question: Is it Holocaust denial because Fartlow is comparing the widespread and organized violent persecution of Jewish people to something that is not at all comparable, thus downplaying the actual significance of the Kristallnacht?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 months ago

Yes. That's exactly it. She's weaponizing an actual tragedy to try to score cheap political points against a bunch of peaceful protesters, a not insignificant number of them being Jews themselves. It's cheap, it's gross, and it downplays the significance, scale, and horror of a historical event. Once you draw that unfair comparison the reader is given two choices: believe this is actually as bad or conclude that krystalnacht wasn't that bad. it's a dangerous game to play and anybody operating in good faith doesn't play it.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago

Yes, she is trivializing Kriatallnacht by comparing it to these protests.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

you are anti-Western

soviet-chad

EDIT: Imagine claiming to support the West while opposing antisemitism lmao. The West fucking honed antisemitism into an art form.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Medieval kings used to fuck up and make the pope mad then expel all the Jews as a way to make amends. "See, I'm godly! I exiled the children of Abraham!" The first pitstop many crusaders made on their way to the Levant was to sack and burn Jewish settlements on their way east.

Over a thousand years of rampant systemic antisemitism. The holocaust forced a lot of people to finally go "oh fuck" and realize the logical endpoint of their casual antisemitism. And this stupid asshole belittles that too with her krystalnacht comparison. I refuse to take moral lessons from the historically illiterate. Take your vibes-based moralizing and shove it up your ass, Fartlow. You know how I know history is on our side? Because some of us actually study it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

She is literally currently acting as a defender of the West WHILE spouting antisemitic shit (comparing the fucking Kristallnacht to a bunch of college students, some of them Jews, sitting in their quad)

She is the entire circus

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago (1 children)

God, imagine saying "anti West" as a bad thing

[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I'm abusing the Constitution comfy-cool

[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago

The Constitution has been naughty and needs to be punished

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

That’s in my bucket list

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

breaking open the display case and wiping my doodoo ass with the original copy as the guards tackle me

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A bunch of kids camping on a college campus is Kristallnacht? That’s a new level of deranged, even for her.

Edit: No, but for real I’m disgusted by that comparison and I can’t get it out of my head. What the actual fuck.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This horrific woman is really comparing an heinous event of Kristallnacht to the protests at Columbia/UCLA and other universities. At this point her name should change to Eva Fartlow-Hitler with the amount of hitler-detector she's radiating.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (1 children)

lawyer-journalist feminist SJW BLM protestors, the most common type of person

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

The few. The proud. The Hexbears.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Lol I'm happy to not know who this is.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (6 children)

she's famous for getting really upset that people called her "eve fartlow"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

She's the reason we have a free-palestine emoji

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I’ve noticed that Fartlow, the raging narcissist that she is, complains a lot about friends “not supporting her”, which to her I’m sure means 100% validating every batshit Zionazi thought she vomits out on twitter.

If you have to deal with any narcissists in your life, you probably have a good idea of what I’m talking about.

Edit: I have a theory that part of her rabid Zionism is driven in part by her narcissism. At some point she internalized her Jewish identity and so she sees any “attack” on Israel, regardless of the validity, as an attack on herself. And she responds with the ferocity of any narcissist when they feel they are being criticized. I mean for someone who is so pro-Israel, no real job, and afaik no real connection to where she currently lives (a Scot living in LA), never could figure why she just doesn’t move to Israel.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because she requires a sense of persecution to feel validated. Remember sentient tote bag Blake Flayton? No. Because he moved to Israel and everyone just ignored him.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Even this unhinged Twitter thread is importantly predicated upon the idea that 'years from now the world will have decided that she specifically was right'.

She's telling herself that all this self-inflicted misery is worth it because one day everyone important will lionize her and grovel for her to accept their apologies and praise, instead of even less people knowing who this crank is than even now. It's absolutely delusional to the point of being genuinely sad.

On the other hand, she's a fascist so fuck her.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hope she lives in terror and fear for the rest of her life. 🤭

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago

Lmfao shut the fuck up cracker

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You are aiding and abetting the Islamic Republic of Iran in its mission to dismantle our societies

xigma-male Yes

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

I wanna see what media she consumes to be able to say this is like being lynched

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't this dipshit Scottish?

I wasn't aware Scotland had a constitution with a first amendment protecting freedom of speech

Or is this another OI BRAV pretending to be American when it suits for rhetorical purposes?

You already took the L of being from the UK. Don't co-opt an arguably worse one and LARP as American too. You won't ever catch my ass LARPING as from anywhere on TERF-island.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

exceeding levels of stupidity that were considered theoretical only moments ago.

it is unclear to me how her skull hasn't collapsed inward from the black hole of her mind.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Honestly it seems wretched to be her

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Hate ages you. She's going to go full cryptkeeper within a decade. Bad puns and all.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

🔻

🤡💨

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

What a self-important fart.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Years from now when it accepted that I have been correct about all of this (the sissy students at Kent State deserves to be shot), please do not use my name and say tha-

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

My parody of a hot couch guy calling in seal team 6 to deal with the students has come real, another banger from the lathe.

https://hexbear.net/post/2410077?scrollToComments=false

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Eh. This is bog standard fearmongering that could've come out of any Zionist. I like her more when she's scared of the fruit section at the grocery store because bananas remind her of Hamas.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So it was pretty magical when Talyor Swift's boyfriend won the Super Bowl, huh?

I hope they stay together forever. Unless he's a Zionist, then she should dump his ass.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

This dumbass paid for twitter

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Truly unhinged shit right here. Eve Fartlow never ceases to deliver.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it's quite hilarious to have watched fartlows decline over the years. She started out as a weird fervent Israel liberal and now clearly she has completely lost her mind.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In a just world in the hit videogame Minecraft these tweets would be mockingly read aloud as her final sermon just before the executioner kicks away the chair

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Absolutely unhinged

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

This is a low fart even for Fartlow standards

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