this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2024
551 points (96.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26749 readers
3948 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 129 points 6 months ago (4 children)

After a few seconds of this scenic view of a car driving down the road, a person in a mask or something abruptly appears and screams incredibly loud. I can’t remember if it’s the video or your friends that tell you to look very closely to see if you notice the “thing” to ensure you are properly jump scared.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The car goes out of view for a but and then fails to appear when you'd expect it to which draws your attention just before the face appears. It's subtle and devious.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Even just reading this description makes me kind of jumpy. That's how memorable that video was I guess.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

In middle school I helped run the media stuff at my summer camp, audio and projector. We thought it would be really funny to show this one night after the talent show. We really cranked up the volume too.

I don’t think we officially got in trouble, but there were a lot of people that got pretty upset with us.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

"Turn up the volume and listen to that engine purr"

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Screamers" were a popular trend in the 2000s for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This one and the maze game were so prevalent back then

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That fucking maze game got me good.

Still salty about that one, Newgrounds set me up good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

My brother was like "you have to wear headphones so you can concentrate", I can still feel the betrayal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Did you ever see the jump scare manga?

idk if this one does it but I'm sure this was the one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It was definitely that comic, but it was hosted elswhere with a certain script to make the clicking and stuff happen.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

God I fucking hated them with all of my guts as a child, caused me so much anxiety and fear. And then as an adult I've had the pleasure of people on the internet (mainly reddit) telling me they were just innocent pranks that nobody actually harbored any hate for or faced any negative consequences from.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Read the top comment before watching the video, so I was fully prepared for what was about to happen...didn't help and now my cat who was sleeping on me is this annoyed at me:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

My tortie is also annoyed at you:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'm glad to hear that, hope you have a great day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm so traumatized by that video that now, 17 or so years later, I had to carefully scroll your comment in case the picture you posted was the screaming face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I haven't seen it in years, and it was honestly great. Got a good jolt of adrenaline and then laughed my head off.

I may not be quite right in the head.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It's a classic

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I stopped using the computer for months because I was scarred of the monitor. Happened to me when I was a kid. Ever since I check the like/dislike ratio on YouTube videos and avoid clicking on every links before making sure it's not a bait & switch. The 2000's Internet era was wild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That was how I avoided so much goatse

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

WAYOAMBIC ?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I could be wrong, but I think it's a German commercial, coffee in a can. "You've never been this awake."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I actually kinda miss the days of internet screamers (what we called jumpscares back then). Back when people just made stuff on the internet for shits and giggles. Granted the ghost car video is part of an ad series, but most screamers were just homemade videos or flash.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Thank you. I totally didn't remember what this meme was about and was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Back when people just made stuff on the internet for shits and giggles.

As opposed to?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For likes, subs, your personal data, or advertising eyeball time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It was a time with a lot of "you're the 10th million visitor to this website, you're a winner" and "this is how to get a bigger dick" popups, and no adblockers.

People always pine for the "good old days" without realising they're just remembering (or imagining) things with a huge bias.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Yeah if you were a n3wb bitxh and not a 1337 h4x0r like me.

The internet was better 25-30 years ago. No rose glasses needed. It was the wild west, and now we're just hopping from walled garden to walled garden.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Unsurprisingly people don't desire to revisit the bad aspects of the past... It would be a bit odd if someone was like:

"wasn't it great back when the internet took 92 times longer to load, and there was no youtube?"

I mean, what kind of person are you imagening?

"I miss having Gonerea"...

...that'd be a weird kind of person no?

It doesn't mean they've forgotten those things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (5 children)

"It'd be a weird sort of person who doesn't willfully ignore reality"

Really?

You can remember good things about the past, but it you willfully ignore the most of what the past was, you'll get something unrealistic. Like his notion that the internet was better in 1994.

By 1994, the World Wide Web had only existed for five years, HTML was published in 91 and the browser source code for the first web browser for public use in 1993.

You can like things about the past without saying things like "the Internet was better 30 years ago", because obviously it wasn't.

Some people like the Model T Ford and be history buffs and whatnot, and that's perfectly fine. But who of them would say that a Model T is objectively better than a modern car — even a Tesla with all it's problems? They can like the experience more than driving a regular car, but I'm sure they would never imagine actually traveling with one. It's just a novelty. Nostalgia.

"No, you weren't 'Born in the Wrong Decade'" — Dropout

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Legendary video

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what model of car this is?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

HondAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE|EEEEEAaaaaa!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Omg I remember this. I randomly clicked on this video as a kid and I got scared af. Ahh the good old days. Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

not the spooky car video

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Amazing how i recognised this picture immediately. I thinkni saw that video once. Crazy.

load more comments
view more: next ›