Luckily they won't get hired for anything serious (or non-serious)

IT studies are unfortunately full of people who took "learn to code" to heart the worst way possible

They go through their studies learning only the surface level shit, because they are interested in the salary, not the work

In the end they end up with neither and a degree they can't utilize

Every user shares one single bearer token

You could do that or just pick the unhashed password from everyone they conveniently send to you (it's encrypted in the DB so it's secured)

has a flashback to a high school class... something to do with computers

Teacher telling me that I need to stop playing with the Windows screen saver because it can mess up the computer.

This is the way...

when it progresses into the realm of "4 guys backing each other up that its totally unnecessary and presumably shutting down the SIL trying to correct them," and when literally any research or forethought would show that its a horrible idea, then I don't think it is. It isn't like "can you believe this person isn't 1337 like me" it's "hey can you back me up? otherwise my groupmates are going to tank my grade by being self-deluded arrogant pricks". It's the not listening when being told why its a bad idea that sucks, and the sexism aspect, while this is way too 3rd hand to know for sure, is pretty sus from my experience in comp sci circles

Making fun of techbros who entered the field to circlejerk with their treats is always valid.

Most people do CS because they think they will get paid handsome wages just for playing with their computers and the IT industry wants expendable workers so CS is advertised as a get rich quick scheme.

Most if not all CS students vastly overestimate their abilities and chauvinism is rampant in the field.

Nah