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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I kinda wish I hadn't seen this and stayed ignorant. Fucking hell.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lemon Demon settled this debate ages ago, the answer is Mr. Rogers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

And his blood stained sweater

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I remember in 2000 I saw a well produced video with chuck norris and his wife saying that obama was the coming of the anti-christ, and I was very “uhhhhhhhh I did not know that about him.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

And on that day, Chuck was defeated by basic, common sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

He's been on Info Wars... iirc more than once...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Classic. Didn't know it was from 2005 though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Only five years ago? Feels way older.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

2005 was like 7 years ago bro, get with the times!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, right. Need to adjust for COVID.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

4K version might only be 5 years ago, probably about the right time where 4K adoption hit critical mass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I completely forgot there was a PG-rated version.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if they came out of nowhere lightning fast?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

...man, that'd be the bloodiest battle you ever saw...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bill and Ted literally defeated death, there is no stopping them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're simultaneously too dumb, and too smart, to die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

However, Hogan is a snitch, and will tell Chuck their plans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

They did have a bogus journey once, maybe they had another one?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Chuck Norris turned out to be an evangelical dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I still know this shit by heart

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Chuck Norris is a fucking racist, theocratic, POS.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Damn that's a lot of fuckin Power Rangers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.