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ends with Jesus returning and Jews killed or converted.
There's that evangelical anti-semitism again. Literally supporting Israel to kill all the Jews. If tele-evangelism existed in the 1930s and 40s they'd be saying that Hitler was the second coming of Christ or something. These people have something deeply wrong with them.
She gog on my magog til I doom the world to nuclear hellfire
I heard a irl lady say this to me once. These people are so ignorant of history to not realize that so many civilizations have come and gone, each claiming someone else was "Gog and Magog."
gog on magog
like corn on the cog
President Xi, please use the Mandate of Heaven to claim rightful rulership over Tianxia. The unruly barbarians must be subdued.
Bush already said Iraq was like Gog and Magog when he tried to get France onboard with the invasion. Jacques Chirac had no idea what he was talking about.
Why are the game companies shooting missiles at eachother in the Bible
"The Great Journey is nigh!"
He's been saying this shit about whoever is currently on the US state department's shit list for literally 50 years, you'd think people would get tired of it
Literal demons.
Little do they know that I, Magogagog, will soon rain fire on the world from my secret mountain fortress of Castle Thundercastle
Mwahahahahahahah
Well that's the scariest thing I've read in a long time holy fuck
Iz forgittin', wich iz da wun dat'z brutal but kunnin' an' wich iz da wun dat'z kunnin' but brutal?
Gog and Magog sounds like a 40k gaz and baz.
Evangelical beliefs about the “end times” are hilarious, some day I should write up an effort post all about it. I wish more people knew about it. I was raised premillenial dispensationalist in particular, AMA.
All because of one book that barely made it into the Bible, written by some hopped up dude who could barely write Greek, and was not really taken literally until a couple centuries ago. And when you take it literally you come up with some real crazy shit, y’all don’t even know the half of it.
responsible bipartisan
I got to meet this piece of shit once and he's exactly as awful as you think
Least antisemitic evangelic
Fucking finally
Holden Bloodfeast [Real]
don't blame me, i 
for Magog.
Make America Gog Again
J. Edgar Hoover used the preeminent evangelical publishing wing, Christianity Today founded by Billy Graham himself and supported by oil baron J. Howard Pew, to publish anti-communist screeds less than 5 years into its lifespan. In it, he argued Christians should support Israel because of "Judeo-Christian values." Hoover wasn't an evangelical, but knew he could bend it to his own ends. Modern evangelical shit was created and/or co-opted by the imperial core to serve it's purposes nearly 100 years ago. We shouldn't even make a distinction between white christian nationalism and evangelicalism, because it's the same thing.
More here in an infuriating article: Eric Crouse - "Responding to the Reds: Conservative Protestants, Anti-Communism, and the Shaping of American Culture, 1945-1965"
Sanest and least bloodthirsty evangelical
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