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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Watching an AI's sanity leak out in real time is fascinating

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My son is also named borts

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

That makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn

They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

No, my sons are also named Borts.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It's Briaden

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Hobem -> hold them doors

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.

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