Yankee_Self_Loader

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A set of keys that will open most of the doors in a certain national park. Turns out “government use only. Do not duplicate” doesn’t mean a whole lot to a crooked locksmith. My plan is to go test and see if they still work when I’m an old man. I won’t be surprised if they do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Pasta fasul I am a fool” -Pope Formosus probably

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Change your car’s oil often

Yes this is definitely something to keep on top of but don’t feel the need to do it too too often ex. Once a month assuming you drive a normal amount. Check the manual in your glove box and stick the recommended service interval. It should list miles driven and a length of time. Change it at which ever of those come first.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

If you don’t like candidates wearing makeup then you’re going to be pissed about her opponent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

“NO! Not like that!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of my favorite parts of this is in the body camera footage of her being arrested (which is definitely worth a watch) she not only is resisting arrest, kicks one of the arresting officers, is ordering the cops around as if she is still in charge, and finally when she is being put in the back of a squad car says to the officer through tears:

“You’re assisting Merrick Garland” sniffle

Even while being arrested she’s peddling her conspiracy bullshit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sponsorblock and blocktube.

Sponsorblock lets users designate when there are ad reads on YouTube and will automatically skip over them.

Blocktube allows you to block YouTube channels wholesale so you don’t have to see people like Mr. Beasts stupid face if you open a private window or some such

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No mother, it’s just the northern lights

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Be unremarkable but no so unremarkable as to be in and of itself remarkable

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn Alan’s bad boy identical twin brother who rides a motorcycle!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Maybe not the worst but the most recent one is my father in law. You know the type: baby boomer who had every advantage growing up but didn’t avail himself but still managed to eke out a comfortable life while working at the business his dad started and he inherited. He doesn’t take in the bucks but it allows him and my mil to own a comfortable home in an area that is only going up in value. Anyway…

As you can imagine super religious, super right wing, trump loving, gay hating (has a gay brother that he’s estranged from), you know… the usual. What gets me is remember trump did an interview a week or two ago where he said that all federal employees are “crooked and dishonest and must be held accountable”? He couldn’t agree more! Guess who my wife (his daughter) and I work for? Yeah…

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