I made this shitty meme myself!
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Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.
Adam West
Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...
[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"
Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?
Should be spelled "Kilmer".
Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son
Val!
It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".
Kumar
West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously
Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.
My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:
Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney
“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.
You know what? You're absolutely right.
Conroy. Definitely Conroy.
All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.
man
Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody
Keaton!
Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?
It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!
You forgot one
is he stupid
Man
I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.
Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.
You forgot someone
West
Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?
No, one of those memes where OP can't spell worth shit, and doesn't care enough to check
Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.
Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.
Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.
Lewis Wilson
Pure, West.