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It’s physically impossible, try it
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Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
It's nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!
I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
Jesus Christ you are posting Shitpost in a Shitpost community, well done!
I tried to shit my pants but couldn't. Guess I'm a big fat dumbass
Why are you posting
Why?
You don't have a nude version of that by chance do you?
It's not for a friend, it's for me.
Sorry to disappoint but I am sure a gen AI model can help with that!
I'm attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.
Who shit my pants?
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
He's right, why wouldn't he
That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait...
Redditors amirite?!
M'reddit tips sombrero
M'lemming tips tricorne
I prefer lemmitard thanks
Worse than those damn 9gaggers
classic trolling
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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