this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Jesus Christ you are posting Shitpost in a Shitpost community, well done!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I tried to shit my pants but couldn't. Guess I'm a big fat dumbass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't have a nude version of that by chance do you?

It's not for a friend, it's for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sorry to disappoint but I am sure a gen AI model can help with that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

some of them are uncensored

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

ugh this app is becoming unusable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.

I still do, but I used to as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Thank you for your input uhh 🧐 SatansMagottyCumFart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

thats a noble goal, carry on noble gentlesir

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Who shit my pants?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I like how the second guy has more upvotes.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's right, why wouldn't he

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait...

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

pid and chit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You have to try to shit yourself?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.

I challenge you to a shit-off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I prefer lemmitard thanks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Worse than those damn 9gaggers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

classic trolling