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[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

“The ‘Walled Garden’ Apple has built around themselves is just another example of Big Tech abusing the power they’ve been given by consumers. Consumers they are causing active harm to, and it simply won’t stand. Can you imagine if the U.S. Government was ignoring or making excuses for an ally that was actively engaged in some sort of campaign that was doing unspeakable harm to innocent civilians? I think not.” The spokesperson said.

Glad they were able to throw that in

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bro xD

Gold.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Ok here's a headline that made me snort my coffee.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Favorite headline from today

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

DOJ: "I showed you my lawsuit, please respond."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

DOJ officially bans the color green

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It would have been funnier if it was more literal like “Apple refuses to respond to RCS message from DOJ”

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