this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hear they actually cloned him 500 times and chose the one who could do the best bong rip to do this and killed the rest by shooting them out of a cannon into the sea

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

They make half of the clones pull the trains yeonmi-park

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

All the missile tests that they do that piss Japan and Fail Korea off are the Kims who don't meet the mark.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Nightmare blunt rotation: Kim Jong-un, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt.

There will be nothing left by the time it gets to you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Just yawn when ur inhaling. Overrides the cough reflex.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Mind = blown

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Holy shit really imma try this rn

Edit: I can't tell if it works or if I just have iron lungs 💀

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would love to get blazed with KJU and watch movies

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Biden over here with those mids, Kim smokin that Double Dragon Xi JinSkywalker Smack

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

He's literally me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I heard cannabis was legal in the DPRK, I'd love to find out. It'd be so cool to explore high off my ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they’d let you in if you just explained you love weed a lot and heard they had it there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure they have tourism groups and stuff, I doubt you'd even need to use that as an excuse lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Explaining to the North Korean border patrol that I’m seeking asylum from the authoritarian United States government who’s trying to outlaw my identity