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[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (4 children)

How much can you compress an image before people can't tell what it is?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Depends on the image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

MOAR JPEG

I think that bot is the only thing I miss about Reddit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Heckin meta

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That guy is gonna be CEO one day.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This kid has already ruined at least three companies and left each one with a golden parachute by now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sawdust is more costly than Microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

You obviously didn't see this kids talent show presentation on microplastics in peanut buttercups

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You don’t wanna know what’s 17.2% of his lemonade stand recipe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

DATA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Grapes?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

People forget that cutting food with sawdust was an actual problem once upon a time. It's one of the reasons the FDA exists.

Oh, they still do it, but they can't use as much and they have to put it on the label.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

It is still made in strawberry flavored yogurts, this strawberry flavor is a sawdust distillate. That is, 100% sawdust can be used in food as a substitute ingredient. It can be labeled still as natural ingredient, because wood is. Just as the red dye, carmine, made from a species of insects, is labeled as natural. The small difference between strawberry flavored yogurt and strawberry yogurt. Bon apetit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Skeletor runs away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

YouTube RedNile and he'll turn turpentine into cherry soda

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What codename do they use on the label? I imagine it doesn't just say "sawdust".... tree flour?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cellulose Powder

I'm serious read the ingredients for kraft parmesan cheese

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's used in shredded cheese as well to prevent the cheese from sticking to itself. It's also why you don't really want to use shredded cheese in foods where the cheese needs to properly melt like grilled cheese sandwiches or pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Single best reason to buy parmesan flakes or chunks.

Also important to know if you have a wood/smoke allergy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cellulose is not wood. Just like a slice of bread is not a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's kind of a strange argument. Cellulose isn't necessarily wood but wood is cellulose. Your sandwich is made with bread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Partly correct, wood is a mixture of cellulose, hemi-cellulose and lignin in varying amounts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Cellulose powder is wood pulp. It doesn't really have nutritional value and is often used in the production of certain medicine types as well, but it is definitely wood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Lumber costs more than rice or corn these days.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We now have an answer!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

100% sawdust goes from rice crispy treat to biscostti.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Did this video leave anyone else really wanting to try something made with wood flour?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

hes the future head of production id say

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

All the right qualities for corporate. Quality products demand excellence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did your keyboard run out of everything but lowercase letters and space?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

yup, they wear out after a while. great guessing game, here is a cookie! 🍪

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

IIRC the original image was from a Mormon "science" fair and the sign was something about proving the existence of God.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

"Man, ever since I started eating those rice crispy treats my poops have been solid and super comfy WAIT A MINUTE"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Business school of enshitification

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is that... Linus?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Linus who?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Sebastian Not Torvalds

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Do you have face blindness?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Test subject: my little brother

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Future head of DARPA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

This guy already figured it out AND got rich off it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

William osman did the meme https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=40RyLXVjgkujCIGR