Scan qr code to verify your human. Really?

Is that a flare gun with a machine gun round in it?

The sides of most bowls slope downward steeply. I have heard about toilets in Europe that have a shelf on the inside so you can examine your poop before flushing. Is that what you are thinking of?

If you stand, even at the urinal, you need to learn where to aim. Don’t pee in the water because it will splash on your feet and lower pants. Aim for to side (inside the bowl) near to the water. Quiet and no splashing.
I really hate toilets that are designed so that you can’t do that. They have to be designed by sitters.

And the real treasure was the piss crystals you had in your foot all along.

The end.

Not sure their heads dropping into the basket was a contributing cause.

It’s logistics. If the food isn’t where the people are and they can’t get the food to where they are then there isn’t enough food.

Politics has a part in it, but over population is the main cause (can't be hungry if you were never born).
If the devil kills half the people and feeds them to the other half that would fulfill the contract. If he just leaves 3.5 billion corpses laying around that would be a disaster.

Ok, that ripping the glass out of her head at the end was bad ass.

First computer company I worked for was still using it in the early 80s. Slow, but it retained state after a power failure.

Can only be safely used in good weather.
Collisions will, in fact, fuck you up bad.
Limited cargo space.
Single occupancy.

You make my current government look reasonable

Do you understand how little that narrows it down?