I use febr a rch btw

In my country 911 is for emergencies that require police attention, like armed robberies, etc.

Don't dare call 911 for a medical emergency or they quite plainly tell you to fuck off and call either the public healthcare phone number (which is a short (and toll-free) but completely different number), or your private provider (which is a normal phone number)

Good luck calling the fire department

Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta

I've said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations

What a terrible day to have eyes

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