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is this real
Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
seems like AI tho
I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.
source?
The likelyhood that both people went on the internet to describe the same event in roughly the same format with similar specifics of phrasing (eg. "hooked her finger in my Pyrex dish") in the same order is very low. It's likely one is a directly based on/inspired by/referencing the other. That's how plagiarism is detected, and how people behave on the internet for internet points. You'd have to do more digging to figure out which one was first.
Similarly any given story on a forum, especially ones with clean narratives and high contrast characters, is likely just creative writing and not completely true. Some include enough details and evidence to make it plausible, and there's enough cases of authors owning up to their posts being an outlet for creative writing, so who knows. But with this one, the heightened gender and social outcast fantasy with an antisocial twist, reads like an average misanthropic 4chan poster doing some misogynistic daydreaming. But again who knows. Just applying some healthy skepticism and reasoning.
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what is real if our eyes can't see how magnets work?
Reheated McDonald's??
Reheated maccas is absolutely foul
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
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Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
Doesn't say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.
You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
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Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
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People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
For me, 1 20 fl oz cup of coffee, for my gf, anywhere from half a pot to 2 pots a day, and she sleeps better than I do
For me? 2-6 cups over the course of the workday. But also note that I’m on prescription stims, so caffeine is just “more stims”
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I’d probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT
It's almost as bad as breaking your spaghetti.
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a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
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I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I've only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
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