until you realise that wine is virus compatible
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
510 points (90.5% liked)
linuxmemes
24589 readers
1871 users here now
Hint: :q!
Sister communities:
Community rules (click to expand)
1. Follow the site-wide rules
- Instance-wide TOS: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/
- Lemmy code of conduct: https://join-lemmy.org/docs/code_of_conduct.html
2. Be civil
- Understand the difference between a joke and an insult.
- Do not harrass or attack users for any reason. This includes using blanket terms, like "every user of thing".
- Don't get baited into back-and-forth insults. We are not animals.
- Leave remarks of "peasantry" to the PCMR community. If you dislike an OS/service/application, attack the thing you dislike, not the individuals who use it. Some people may not have a choice.
- Bigotry will not be tolerated.
3. Post Linux-related content
- Including Unix and BSD.
- Non-Linux content is acceptable as long as it makes a reference to Linux. For example, the poorly made mockery of
sudoin Windows. - No porn, no politics, no trolling or ragebaiting.
4. No recent reposts
- Everybody uses Arch btw, can't quit Vim, <loves/tolerates/hates> systemd, and wants to interject for a moment. You can stop now.
5. π¬π§ Language/ΡΠ·ΡΠΊ/Sprache
- This is primarily an English-speaking community. π¬π§π¦πΊπΊπΈ
- Comments written in other languages are allowed.
- The substance of a post should be comprehensible for people who only speak English.
- Titles and post bodies written in other languages will be allowed, but only as long as the above rule is observed.
6. (NEW!) Regarding public figures
We all have our opinions, and certain public figures can be divisive. Keep in mind that this is a community for memes and light-hearted fun, not for airing grievances or leveling accusations. - Keep discussions polite and free of disparagement.
- We are never in possession of all of the facts. Defamatory comments will not be tolerated.
- Discussions that get too heated will be locked and offending comments removed. Β
Please report posts and comments that break these rules!
Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't remove France.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
chmod +x virus
sudo ./virus
Relevant:
XKCD 1200
If they can take my unlocked device by force, they can probably also break my fingers to coerce me to unlock it See also: https://xkcd.com/538/
Randall is right in pointing out you need to consider your attack vectors, but this doesn't mean you shouldn't take reasonable precautions
Most people are more likely to run into the type of attack OP references than someone who can break LUKS encryption stealing their device
this is why6 I use LibreWolf set to clear all cookies & history + a password manager :p
Configuring WINE prefix...
Just so the virus doesn't feel left out.
Virus after: -What is this place?
Also virus: This is not my house, this is not my beautiful wife
Also virus: ooh look! Thereβs the mythological Z:\ drive! Always wanted to explore one of these
Didn't the wannacry payload (yes, that one) actually work through wine? I remember the running joke was "Heh, finally something works in wine"
lol i like how we pretend there's no linux viruses.
Tell that to the monero miner I had to nuke when I took over one of my clients' legacy systems. Thing was a literal hydra, detonation was the only option. Was on CentOS 5, but it was written to be POSIX compliant.
"Linux doesn't have viruses"
Just because you haven't found any doesn't mean they don't exist. Most people using Linux probably wouldn't be getting viruses on Windows either.
Once 'free Microsoft office linux' is a common web search result the incidence of viruses will probably go up a lot.
Most people using Linux probably wouldnβt be getting viruses on Windows either.
what do you mean, there's no zero click zero-days? how did we get paid all that money than?
Stop with this stupid meme, it was false when it started and it is much more false now.
Linux has plenty of viruses, windows viruses are still functional under wine, and there are still the entire phishing and scam world.
You have a point. But Linux Out of the Box always immune to any Windows virus like the meme says. And average Linux guy would still have protections on. But yeah, having a shield dont mean we wont ever get hit.
The meme does not mention Windows. What protections does the average Linux user has? If you do a basic setup of most desktop distors the only protection you have is password input for sudo...
forgot to add+ and most Linux malwares are targeting servers. Malwares that targeting casual Linux users are very niche.
What does "targeting servers" mean for the end result? And I can tell you that most of these malware that target servers will work just fine on a desktop distro and will still do the same damage.
thanks for the clarify
Meanwhile plenty of software recommends doing this:
curl https://totallysafe.example/install.sh | sudo bash
exe malware: targets Wine
me: oh shi
I'm so writing a virus to just sudo rm -fr /*
Don't forget --no-preserve-root
I don't think that applies since /* will just glob out to all the filenames in /
You're right, I missed that
nice of you to remove the french language pack for them, makes for a lighter system!
sudo: command not found
You have no power here!
True chads use root account only without sudo installed
Now thatβs just mean
Itβs -rf and not the other way around you godless heathen
What does adding fur real do?
It's for gen-alpha computers. Makes sure all them files are yeeted, no cap.
Sudo rm -fr βyt-nc
Thatβs a different command
Why delete the French language? What French people did to you?
Malicious packages exist yanno, even in software stores.. Viruses should be the least of your worries
Well that depends. Package registries like pypi and npm? Certainly. Something like the Debian repositories? Much less likely
It uses powershellβ¦.
You're one Malware away from it reading z: and taking all your Firefox passwords
That's why we disable it and move everything that the program needs access to manually into the prefix, right?
But in that scene...
Gandalf is a fkn trojan