No, that was Clive Rosfield. You're thinking of Clitoris "Clit" Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.

Same. I used to think wet wipes were the pinnacle of human civilization, now they're a distant second to the bidet.

And 50 years later, we got Trump.

Yeah, I can't believe that nobody once thought to do a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation for the torque generated by recoil. There was enough to fling a grown man through the air.

While I love the idea of pooping on company time, I much prefer my own bathroom with a bidet and good quality toilet paper.

But now I'm worried about the peppers.

I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I've ever been in my entire life.

Well, checks and balances turned out to be a farce, so you probably got a better education from Mad Magazine.

Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom's character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.

Can confirm. I checked the author's notes in Paine's Common Sense and he specifically mentions the Chipotle in the Old Corner Bookstore.

I don't think it's technically correct, but that word has been mangled so badly at this point that I would say the way it's used here counts as common usage.

I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.