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While I love the idea of pooping on company time, I much prefer my own bathroom with a bidet and good quality toilet paper.
I tried a portable bidet but it doesn't hold enough water. So I got a handheld bidet and I can't fathom how anybody's supposed to use that (especially with the trigger right in the splashback zone). Perhaps my only option is spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a built in one.
I work from home, best of both worlds 👉🤠👉
Travel bidets may not really compete with an actual appliance, but it's better than just shitty workplace toilet paper
This is the most elitist shit I've ever read
Non bidet user detected
Bidets not being standard everywhere is a truly bizarre course for history to have taken.
I didn’t understand it until I installed a bidet.
Now shitting anywhere but Home Toilet and two friends’ houses feels horrible.
Same. I used to think wet wipes were the pinnacle of human civilization, now they're a distant second to the bidet.
Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is