Clitoris is that girl who get's raped on a pinball machine in Silence of the Lambs.
Hold.my clitoris I'm going in?
and non of them found what they were looking for...
I think that would've been a better end to the Carmen Sandiego line. Where on the world is she?
No, that was that show about parentless teen YouTube influencers called I Clitoris, which shared the same title as an old PBS drama about Ancient Rome.
Dw guys a clitoris is actually part of the vagina 🙄 ugh cant believe people are so stupid these days.
That sounds like liberal propaganda.
it's not even a real thing to find!
Where in the world is Clitoris Sandiego? Him: I don't know. Her: She's right there!
Still can't see it.
I genuinely never get tired of this joke.
It's dumb, but I like a lot of dumb jokes. Be less concerned with how clever a joke is and be more whimsical, even if it's dumb.
Just something I spotted whilst perusing the groups I am in on FB. Cue FB haters.
I'm angry or something. Can't be bothered. Someone else be mean for me.
FB stands for Football an American sport where the players try to give each-other lasting brain damage. You should not support it.
No that was Clarissa. Clitoris was the leader of Parliament-Funkadelic.
No, that was George Clinton. You are thinking of Clitoris, the FBI agent from Silence of the Lambs.
No, that was Clarice Starling. You're thinking of Clitoris Rosfield from the video game Final Fantasy XVI.
No, that was Clive Rosfield. You're thinking of Clitoris "Clit" Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.
No, that is Clint Eastwood. You're thinking of Clitoris, the being that empowers the Juggernaut, frequent enemy and occasional ally to the X-Men
No, thats Cyttorak. You're thinking of Clitoris, the branch of mathematics that studies continuous change.
No that's calculus. You're thinking of clitoris, the people who leave trash everywhere.
No, that's litterers. You're thinking of clitoris, the guy who played Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad.
No, that's Dean Norris. You're thinking of Clitoris High School that got shot up in '99
No, that Columbine. You're thinking of Clitoris, the old mouthwash brand that somehow tasted worse than Listerine.
No, that's Lavoris. You're thinking of clitoris, the type of black candy made from a plant's dried root.
nah that's licorice. clitoris is the full name of the actor clit eastwood, who starred in movies like cry macho, the good the bad and the ugly, and a fistfull of dollars
No, that's licorice. You're thinking of that antifungal cream.
No, that's Columbine. You're thinking of Saint Clitoris of Nantes, the first bishop of the town of Nantes, France.
I think you're referring to George Clinton. Clitoris is when you use the CI tool "Codename Taurus" from the shell.
The last one is Clarissa Explains it All. Clitoris is the orangutang from Every Which Way You Can.
Surely Clitoris the Big Red Dog would be too easy to find?
Christ at this point we'll never find her.
No, you're thinking of clitoris eastwood
Mulva?
Dolores!
Clitoris Umbridge
🤣🤣🤣
No, his name is Carlos Godiñes!
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