That's Microsoft activation key isn't it

My brother an I came up with 'Gemmell theory' which breaks down all his characters by archetype. Female archer, strong willed, 'manly' in some regards, yet sexy. Warrior. Has seen some shit, probably had a deal with a demon and/or has a destiny. Bard. Light comic relief. Probably a mate of the warrior. May know a little light magic. You get the idea. I think there are only about 5 archetypes in Gemmell theory.

Whoda thunk that evangelicals be the most evangelical? Wild.

Ha ha I only ever put it on silent when I'm playing music on a Bluetooth speaker so that incoming alerts don't disrupt the music.

I literally never remember to turn it off silent.

I mean it's pretty graphic when he compares her ring to a football pump before going into licking it, but it's also hilarious

Yeah. A couple of years after I first read it, I wrote a coursework essay about the unreliable narrator, using Lolita and Pale Fire as my primary texts (the latter also by Nabokov). What's the problem with that? I'm assuming you've not read either if you're getting this outraged, lol

Let us gay.

Lolita, The French Lieutenant's Woman, IT. All books I read as a teen with explicit sexual content...

Or a maths nerd!

Well that's just upsetting. What's the point of even asking trick questions like that if you're just gonna provide an inaccurate answer? Like, it's absolutely terrible teaching. If you're not comfortable teaching the concept of negative numbers just... don't ask questions where the answers are negative? Completely batshit

It's just a greentext. It's fake.

Also gay.

Mostly it's a fetishization of being the minderstood smart kid with scenarios that aren't true but feel true.

Pretty fake. Pretty gay.

I don't really like the slur I've been using here, but authenticity requires it. Oi moi.

Stop bringing your practical realism into my dreamworld moral absolutism