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Googles first trillion (thelemmy.club)
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Real (thelemmy.club)
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I’m sorry I had this thought but I’m dragging y’all into this

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BCP 177 aka RFC 6540 (thelemmy.club)

Crossposted from https://feddit.org/post/33952405

Alt text: Image macro: The world if the IESG had the same authority as the ISO. The background shows a futuristic landscape featuring green gras, glass towers, and flying cars and buses.

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Why nano gets used (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Skullgrid@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Nano has already supplanted the great EMacs and Vim as the most popular text editor of all linux distros, for though it has many omissions in functionality it scores over the older, more complete programs in two important respects. First, it is slightly simpler; and secondly it has the text "^ Exit" inscribed in highlighted text on its footer

EDIT : This sees to be going over some people's heads. It's a hitchiker's guide to the galaxy reference.

The Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions . . . it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

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Forth (thelemmy.club)
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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by perviouslyiner@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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HELLO (thelemmy.club)

https://oldbytes.space/@gloriouscow/117045701876951834

🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

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Runk (thelemmy.club)

This is so true tho

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help wanted (lake.computer)

Highlights include:

I see the commits say they were co-authored by Claude, but from having read the code, I think you haven’t given Claude enough credit.

I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard.

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