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[–] 169 points 1 month ago (8 children)

alternative scenerio:

Guy: "it turns javascript objects into texts in json format"

Soldier: "He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard"

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  • [–] 65 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    Alternative scenario:

    Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He's not a real soldier, shoot him

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Name 3 UML diagrams

    Class diagram, use case diagram and... What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?

    and 3 architectures!

    MOS 6502, amd64, and... I've never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?

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    [–] 85 points 1 month ago (25 children)

    i've designed my own communication protocols that run directly on udp. i couldn't tell you either.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Ima guess it's javascript-ese to turn a json object into a string, perhaps for serialization. But no clue, coding for decades but always hated js, I guess my way through with a linter and IDE when I absolutely, positively, cannot find an alternative, which seldom happens.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    I mean, the meme could've been ‘oh, it's JS, shoot me’

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Before yaml, I used json with Ruby it was way nicer to read than xml config files ( but way before that I started using it with PHP and Actionscript)

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    [–] 68 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    Not sure every software engineer needs to know this. If they'd said web developer I suppose this would really be expected knowledge, but then you'd probably want to shoot them anyway.

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    [–] 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    TypeError: JSON.stringfy is not a function

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (14 children)

    I have worked with JSON very often and do not know, what 'Stringify' is. Reading it for the first time. Does it... convert anything to strings?

    Looked it up:

    The JSON.stringify() Method

    The JSON.stringify() method converts a JavaScript value into JSON text.

    https://www.w3schools.com/js/js_json_stringify.asp

    Okay JavaScript. Never worked with JS before.

    Also, didn't knew web devs are considered 'software engineers' now. /j

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    [–] 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I ll do you a better one. Why is Jason?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Don't ask - if he told you then he'd have to kill you...

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    [–] 31 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    Ugh, terrible memory unlocked.

    I asked someone a similar question in an interview once. They weren't doing well and I wanted to end on a positive at least. I asked them to make a dict in python and for extra credit, turn it into a string using whatever library or method they want.

    This was not for a junior position.

    5 minutes of for loop insanity later they disconnected crying. I always felt bad for that guy.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    when i last did interviews we didn't do live coding, but chatted to applicants about things they liked about their preferred language (this was a consultancy position). people who actually like to program tend to have loads of opinions. juniors moreso. the less engaged people were with those questions, the worse the solution the their take-home task tended to be.

    a friend of mine interviewed a candidate who apparently visibly froze after every question, like it was a quiz. turns out they were being fed answers from people off-screen and those people hadn't expected casual conversation. they were found out when they forgot to mute.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I once had a candidate give the join link to the meeting out to several people (there were 3 unknown people in the call in addition to me and him). I immediately explained we can't do the interview with all these other people on the call and he proceeded to try and gaslight me that there were no other people in the call, like he honestly thought he had jedi mind truck powers.

    I called over several coworkers to witness the clusterfuck, many lols were had.

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    [–] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Ah, I see where he went wrong. The correct answer was "JavaScript? Ew."

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    [–] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Javascript is a human rights violation

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    i agree but hate to add the caveat that it (well, typescript) these days is by far the language that i’m most productive in, with the fewest bugs

    it took me a long time to admit that to myself

    it’s still a human rights violation

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    It is my GOD given RIGHT to pull half of NPM through MY MACHINE (and get compromised by 500 different MALICIOUS packages) due to my NEED for the MOST up to date PACKAGES!

    I WILL have my hourly update to iseven() or I WILL have DEATH.

    "There's just no way to prevent these kinds of attacks" says only language where this consistently happens.

    If you ARENT updating your libraries every 15 MINUTES are you even a REAL PROGRAMMER!?

    I MUST get ALL of the latest vulns and exploits on my machine NOW!

    I've even written a script to change my API tokens for me since they get STOLEN so OFTEN because my OTHER SCRIPT updates NPM dependencies CONSTANTLY so I can ALWAYS be the FIRST to PULL IN the newest MALWARE.

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    "What does JWT stand for?"

    "That's easy. JWT tokens are..."

    "Shoot him."

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    Huh, this made me realize all these years that I've been pronouncing it as "jay-sawn." Is it really pronounced like "Jason?"

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago*

    I was with Jason Stringify just last night, but he tried to convert me to a new religion so I left.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Oh my god... that's JSON Bourne

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago*

    Json Carter

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    JSON Statham

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    just jq and cut to the chase

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