As if there were enough hours in the day.

You're assuming one at a time.

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don't have a chance.

There are no actual atheists who write, let alone visit, this website.

Master with a capital? Seriously?

Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, "It's true, bro, you can trust us."

Not saying it's a great story, but it's slightly more believable.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

About time.

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

You can try to pet bears at least one time.

What fear does Montana have of a terrorist attack?

What a ballsack.

Dividing by zero is literally a prospect that breaks the algebraic rules. The general high school way to think about this is:

I have no pizzas, and no friends to split them amongst. How many does each one get?

It really doesn't matter whether infinity, zero, or anything in between in this context, which is why it is undefined.