A fursuit of an alpaca, or made with alpaca fur? Or both?

We've got this clear moral distinction between words and violence, where violence is justified as long as it's in response to violence.

This is like that, but with shitty, bad-faith, morally repugnant speech. Maybe we need a special word for it or something, because dealing with these people this way by default is the right thing to do.

Medusa could talk menacingly over the sound of snakes hissing, her voice gravely and terrifying.

With Megoosa, she can't even get a syllable in before honkHONKHONKhoHONKnkHONKHONK!

Yes, that's what I meant. They'd most likely be getting much higher than 55% of their calories from ultra processed foods.

A better example might have just been to say that a simple garden salad with a light Italian dressing is 60% "ultra processed" if you go by the calories.

Not to mention this says 55% of their calories. If you eat salad for lunch four days a week, and the fifth day you eat a hot dog, you just got 55%+ of your calories from ultra processed foods.

And that's salad without dressing. So not even realistic.

I'm sure it's worth it to try to do better, but honestly 55% doesn't sound that bad to me.

This had me and my Greek mythology obsessed six-year-old laughing out loud.

That's the sanity bar, from Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. Except having a meltdown in that game was like, walking into a room and having a delusion that your controller is disconnected, or a cockroach crawls across the screen, or all your arms fall off.

That was a great game.

Fun story: I once watched a lone star tick crawl into the headphone jack of my phone. After trying for hours to get it out, I did two google searches:

• What eats ticks?

• Guinea hen mating sounds.

Thirty seconds later, it crawled out.

I've always said that having ADHD is like being a superhero's alter ego.

You're always late, falling behind, or not mentally present, and you can never tell people the real reason.

"Um... There was a disturbance."

Except instead of the real reason being that you were saving someone, it's that your brain sucks.

That's ridiculous.

My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

So I've taken to emphatically uncensoring censored memes, like I'll change the word to a bright color or something. But these words aren't even fun.