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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until the frosty waves tickle the pickle.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Pure unadulterated poetry right here.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Hey man, whatever rocks your boat, tickles your pickle, or causes you to violently orgasm. I ain't judgin'

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Please sir, not in my pool.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Afraid to get balls into the water

No balls

Problem solved

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My boxer had no balls, just the pussy. LOL, she would run out into the lake and freeze when it got within a centimeter of that poonanny. Ran right back out.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why not a simple, gender-neutral "junk"? 😁

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I think "balls" is funnier.

It's also specifically more accurate for me, although I've learned since making this that people have a wide variety of experiences when it comes to which body part reacts worst to cold water. Belly, ribs, underboob, nipples, shoulders, everyone is different.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

But, there are no women in the internet anyway.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There's no way to really test to see if women experience the same level of shock when their junk hits the frost, as it's subjective. I bet it's still a bit of a quick jolt, though, at best as good as when my armpits hit the water.

That said, men literally have their junk go up in them when it's cold enough, so...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ha ha well ladies have a hole to be worried about. I assure you, the cold hitting my junk has me doing to inny-outy dance many times, but you're right that its totally subjective.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The trick is to get up to mid thigh, then say fuckit and just dive in, inching in sucks.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Le PDC for the french speaking world

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

After looking it up I got "le passage des couilles". My French is rusty, but, "passage of the balls"?

Is it a pun or something? Either way, that's amazing they have a whole phrase for it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yup that's it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I just jump in. It's like ripping a band-aid. Watching people lowering themselves slowly into cold water using the stairs seems like a total masochism to me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I love cold water, certainly when it's hot. I'll get in immediately.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The most important step is always the next one.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Moakley, when his balls touch the water

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well now you made it weird.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There's a time limit if your shorts are wicking the water.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But after the crotch comes the belly, then the chest. Always the next step, Dalinar

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not sure what the law has to say about steps into a pool. Nale have any advice on that? Maybe this is one you CAN just fight your way through.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I miss those days, now it's the lower-back on step 4 that really scares me. Never get old.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well that depends entirely on just how difficult that first step actually was, and how long your legs are.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just jump right in so it hits you right in the chest and makes your heart do that flitter thing as you adjust.

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