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I don't trust him not to nuke even NYC.

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If anybody wants to come burn mine...

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Watching my garden grow. Even when something gets in and eats something, at least I provided some tiny creature a meal.

Watching the birds at my feeders.

Watching the stars at night.

Thunderstorms.

Celebrating the deaths of oligarchs.

Occasionally chatting with friends and family.

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I hope to provide shelter for those in need. I'm just hoping I can hold my shit together in the meantime.

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Good friend of mine once DM'd a D&D session with like 5 women he had dated. It was accidental and they were the ones who pointed it out to him. They gave him a little hell for it, but everyone said it was great fun.

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Those are rookie numbers.

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If I worked building rockets for him, I'd make sure they didn't lift off too.

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The American military doesn't train to put on parade theatre for a despot. No high stepping, no elaborate formations or movements. None of that pointless bullshit. If you see a military parade from NK or China achieving dazzling perfect performances, while impressive, that's all it is; a visual performance. All they do is practice for those events. Those are not uniforms. They're costumes. Those are not soldiers. They're a dance troupe. These are completely different skillsets. Soldiers don't need to know how to dance perfectly in formation. They storm the objective, execute the mission, and get the fuck out. You might as well send a marching band into combat, because that's all they would become.

It's funny how they want to force the US military into performing flamboyant pageantry, while also kicking out the gays.

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It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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