We are not asking for a sacrifice we are asking for a snackrifice
Ooo I should have a boy band sing that at someone to join the navy
We are not asking for a sacrifice we are asking for a snackrifice
Ooo I should have a boy band sing that at someone to join the navy
We don't talk about rectumsempra
This isn't even my final horcrux
Wait it is? Fuck. Could you give me a week and maybe six, seven bodies?
Needs more explosions and an anti exploding kid spell, but otherwise a solid thumbs 45 degrees up.
I changed my mind my vice is going to be kittens not donuts. Does he own the local kitten shop he better not own the local kitten shop. I think the sheriff owns it.
is he on the board of my donut shop because i need one godsdamned vice
“The system is fucked!” Isn’t news to anybody
the amount the pentagon fails its audit by every year is staggering. but given that a lot of it is bribes that they don't want to put on the books, meh?
i have media friends. radio and newspaper people mostly, but a few tv folk too. if the knowledge was actionable, i'd go to them. ask them what to do.
the hell you would. i'd eat 'em all first
no. be angry, take memes seriously, get in fights on the internet, harm everyone and fart on escalators

just some random capitalist here
It's a kind of magic