[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

It's a kind of magic

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

We are not asking for a sacrifice we are asking for a snackrifice

Ooo I should have a boy band sing that at someone to join the navy

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

We don't talk about rectumsempra

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

This isn't even my final horcrux

Wait it is? Fuck. Could you give me a week and maybe six, seven bodies?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Needs more explosions and an anti exploding kid spell, but otherwise a solid thumbs 45 degrees up.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I changed my mind my vice is going to be kittens not donuts. Does he own the local kitten shop he better not own the local kitten shop. I think the sheriff owns it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

is he on the board of my donut shop because i need one godsdamned vice

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

“The system is fucked!” Isn’t news to anybody

the amount the pentagon fails its audit by every year is staggering. but given that a lot of it is bribes that they don't want to put on the books, meh?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

i have media friends. radio and newspaper people mostly, but a few tv folk too. if the knowledge was actionable, i'd go to them. ask them what to do.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

the hell you would. i'd eat 'em all first

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

no. be angry, take memes seriously, get in fights on the internet, harm everyone and fart on escalators

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago


just some random capitalist here

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that's it. nothing more to really add to it. it's quite simple.

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SOLIPSISM SATURDAY! (thelemmy.club)
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I didn't get to see this tour because Fuck Ticketmaster $200 tickets I Am Not Made Of Moneys I Am Made Of Glue and this has been going through my head a lot.

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So I was about to make nostupidquestions a post saying "Has anyone ever charged an edible with one of those balcony chargers?" and i swear i was not making fun the word I was looking for was edible. Godsdammit ebike. I'm leaving that one in there but I swear i am not that high. yet what the fuck me.

I decided to just copy the post and research the damn thing myself in a notepad thingy but like. Get your mind out of the kitchen and go eat your midnight salsa dude.

i just wanted to laugh at me with y'all while i eat my salsa. anyways.

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Hulatang anyone? (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/cooking@lemmy.world

Hey, so i am craving hulatang right now. My favorite chinese place closed and I don't want to break the bank trying to find a good one right now. I am not (much of) a food snob, i just have understandable food anxieties and would prefer cooking myself.

Do any of y'all have a good, reliable cookbook or website you could recommend? I mean, primarily for hulatang but Chinese food in general. I have a couple back burner projects that could benefit as well from some expert guidance. I feel like I have gotten as far as my nose and tongue (which are damn good) can get me. I would prefer English language materials, but i can use translation tools on written stuff.

I'm about to head out so it might take me a bit to get back, but i'll be around today.

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cooofffeeeeee (thelemmy.club)

in my ongoing quest to figure out how to add garlic to every meal

my garlic bagel has figured out how to properly complement my coffee (yes on its own). they are both bitter. they both are delicious. they both go well with hatred.

i knew breakfast was going to be my largest hurdle before dessert (no a tub of toum does not count as dessert we are civilized. we need two tubs).

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NOES (x╭╮x) (thelemmy.club)
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So every few years i like to go back and play the Jak and Daxter series because it's fun okay? And a couple years ago my tv had a whoopsie poopsie and I replaced it with the best damn tv three buttons and some pocket lint could get. And all it's got on the back of it are damn hdmi connectors and satan's coax. i got myself a nice cheap receiver a few years back i could plug everything else into and not worry, but the damn thing is not converting and refusing to convert Ye Olde Playstatione Twoe RCA Signale into Ye Newe Fangle Dangled HDMI Signale and i am not buying one more fucking piece of hardware to play a vidya game i have ownedd for two defuckingcades.

even my cat is worked up over this, it has nothing to do with the mean outside cat pissing in our yard this morning so even though nothing has changed, my playstation two has officially broken today and i guess i have to learn how to emulate that hardware on pc and not just my phone now godsdammit.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

I forgot how much I miss Reginald and the other one

From Nedroid Picture Diary at nedroid.com

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