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SOLIPSISM SATURDAY!
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No u
oh fuck. The undefeatable logic.
If none of us exist, how are you getting upvotes?
I've got the kind of solipsism where you are me
All information is perceived via electrical signals to the brain, but they can be halucinations, nothing can be confirmed real except the self.
In the darkness I saw that I was alone and all that was, and so I said "let their be light".
A handful of alt accounts of course, and me: beep boop, hello fellow human
wait i don't remember being you. OH FUCK
Everyone is a bot except OP
Even worse, you're making us exist against our will.
Fuck you.
Fuck me yourself coward
*angry violet08 noises*
You would have to fuck you yourself to make me fuck you myself.
My friend you are new to the ways of joy and, uh, i guess absurdism. from the author of Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting and I apologize for the Amazon link but that also just kind of makes it better when you think about it
ps my cat says sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssab
... why did I post this ...
i dunno dude i was pretty high
... I think I need to lay off the stuff for a bit, sheesh.
Ah, thanks. I was getting kind of tired of existing. Nice to take a little break.
Everyone needs a little break. Your shift is in a few hours when i fall asleep. If I fall asleep. Oh fuck I should never have signed that contract with a devil
I read that as "It's Slopism Saturday" and thought we're doing AI now
i couldn't have been more clear earlier
I think i am
oh no i don't
STPO
None of whom?
"you people"
Not all solipsists are wrong
The protestors exist though, I see you out there.
Oh, today everyone is me. Sorry, I've been an asshole lately. I'm doing my best with the orange asshole but I'm really out of control. Trying to hole my breath.
But you see, its not me
Its not my family
In your head, in you head, they are fighting
I thought a slopsism is what you get when the mohel pregames the bris
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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