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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!
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that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
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2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
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Everything reminds me of him 😞
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.
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I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
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Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
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c/BrandNewSentence
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Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
THE PROPHECY!
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
phallus [...] floating in conception bay
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I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
This happened two years ago…
And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
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We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
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Someone had an interesting "on this day"
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