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Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory
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Inject it right into my veins
When you're a billionaire or a famous actor, they let you get away with it.
I honestly can't believe he'll be turning 50 this year.
Uh, why wouldn't he be? Apparently he'll be turning 50 this year but he looks like he's 35 so he must be living a pretty healthy lifestyle.
I think they're still reviewing other candidates.
Probably a good idea to evaluate this from all angles.
No, that joke wouldn't work if I was.
No wonder he keeps wearing it 20 years in a row.
Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you'll never ever have.
It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.
Hey, that's MY activation key!
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They look so damn similar, from the style and color of their armor down to their behavioral traits. Seems like Bungie simply saw the success that Doom had over their Marathon series and thought to themselves "you know what our next game needs? A massively overpowered super soldier in green high tech armor who spouts sarcastic one liners in the face of an overwhelming alien invasion" and went to town with that concept. And it worked like a charm, they cranked out six massively successful games before id/Bethesda decided it was time to reboot the Doom franchise 2016.
Perhaps it was payback for them to give Doomguy the Crucible in the reboot games (which looks a lot like the energy sword from Halo), but I can't help but think these two are essentially the same character.
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MacNCheezus
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“Mom, can we go to Paris?”
“We have have Paris at home.”
Paris at home: