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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I hope this is corny enough for y’all

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 1 month ago

This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 59 points 1 month ago

Like persephone playing a saxophone.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Penelope rhymes with antelope!

[-] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

Just like Zeus and Odysseus!

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Or Socrates and Testicles!

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago

One of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"

[-] llacook@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario

[-] protist@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that's the point

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I thought that was part of the joke

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery 4 points 1 month ago

Chistotle on Arispotle?

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Like not even close mispronounce.

[-] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.

[-] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

Aristotle on the Chipotle?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Marble bust with a burrito lust?

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?

[-] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.

[-] brossman@infosec.pub 46 points 1 month ago

it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago

Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'

By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

[-] guy@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle

[-] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?

[-] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

A-rizz-totely or no dice

[-] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I get it now!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago
[-] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Santa in a burrito!

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Chip-pot-el

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

chipotle on my plat-o

[-] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 1 month ago

clint eastwood on fast food?

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