Cocaine, famously great for your mental health

Umm, I've never jerked off a woman, but okay..

Ah yes, “hysteria”…

Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.

Fun fact, vibrators were invented as a 'medical' tool to aid women.

It's really sad but also kinda fascinating that there are definitely people who could read this and believe it's evidence of the downfall of modern society caused by equal rights, instead of realizing that this bitch was just understandably tired and making a humor joke in an attempt to lighten the burden of having to face another day trying to roll the boulder back up the bullshit mountain created by the people who want to take away her (and everyone else's) rights, dismantle society, and cause it to collapse.

I mean... You can still have that kind of fun, it's just not called a doctor anymore.

I would also never do therapy. :) But I also wouldnt do drugs.

And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand

Correction: This woman

You gotta be careful, because if you don't go far back enough, you'll end up lobotomized in some kind of haunted house. Go too far back and, especially as a woman, you'll be labeled "hysterical" or worse then exiled or killed. You gotta find that sweet spot when you could walk into Wild West CVS and take home a bottle Morphinecocainemeth to help wash down the Bovril.