You can't fix stupid.

Idiots trying to outlaw math again.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

That shirt does indeed, go hard.

I still love that Colbert called him "Putin's Cock Holster" on a major TV Network.

A notorious, convicted terrorist said Palestine should resist by any means necessary.

That was Nelson Mandela

I've never seen a magnet link respond with "this is not available in your country".

He should have just complied.

I think it remains to be seen whether he's learned anything.

What do you mean I have to stop drinking gin if I want a liver transplant?

Patient dies because she didn't follow doctor's advice.

That's the hardest working "or" I've ever seen.

My dryer has a "less dry" setting.

Who likes their laundry done rare?