A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Honor his request to fight Trump to the death you cowards.

Was she vocal about Drumpf? Random crime? Who cares??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1acWg-c5Buo

OBVIOUSLY it's a skit, but like they say, truth stranger than fiction and all that.

You can even change in the settings to emulate dialup modem speeds, neato.

(Elon Musk's post on twitter upon finding out grok must file for bankruptcy because he let people make csam with it): "😂🤣😂🤣"

(sorry for no archive, it's not working for me atm)

‘When asked hypothetically what he would do if President Trump was near him, Davies claimed that he would attempt to kill President Trump with his bare hands,” a news release said.

A serious man.

Child molesters, war criminals, election losers, professional assassins, hoooo doggy! This is one of those stories where literally everyone involved actively makes the world a worse place.