"I, uh, I'm a big uh fan of Diddy [coughs] he uh he used to put me on a slip and slide with baby o-oil and I'd go flying down the hallway of the hotel into a big ol' pool of piss" Biden then died after confessing this to Anderson Cooper.

Sounds like a swell guy.

CNN obtained the exclusive audio from a cockpit voice recorder. Macron has made waves online for being a "certified freak of the week" and critics say this behavior is nothing new.

This is a developing story.

Won't be able to get my dose until tomorrow at 11-12 pm. FUCK.

All I have left in my life is some amazon credit I spend on whippits.

Look at my country, my ass NEVER getting universal healthcare.

"My, uh, my son, Hunter, his uh, his ex-g-girlfriend she's good with them rocks, fat" he told CNN's Jake Tapper, he was referencing 'Sundance Healing Ranch and Wellness Spa" in Newark. The owner Cynthia Bongos, one time confidant and lover to Hunter Biden, the two parted ways in 2016.

Ms. Bongos charges $15,000 an hour for "crystal surgery" in which she uses all manners of precious gemstones to heal the patient's chakras.

"I'm uh, I'm gonna live to see 102, 103, like my grandpappy Cornpop did, Jake, you know that" Mr. Biden then soiled himself.

He also told me it's totally normal to be 50 years old, twice divorced, and day drinking and crying to montages of the little mermaid set to enya.

Godspeed to these 10.

So let me get this straight, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a "terrorist" for having a skin color that offends Trump, but this guy, who literally fought for Al Qaeda, is not???