They could not have picked a more harmless guy, or could they?
Reality sapping The Onion of content. 
Oh shit oh fuck time to panic everyone!
They found our boy!
That guy owes me money
Emoji please
Chandler Patey
A fed looked up "patsy" but missed the s and here we are.
Handler Patsy 
It's not like feds can spell anyway. Federal law enforcement is a jobs programs for primary school washouts.

Fuck I really thought I was gonna get the job...
I can't find it but someone said Filthy Frank was the leader of antifa for a bit and boomers were falling for it.
Pink Season will be 10 years old next year and I'm not ready for it.
Boomers: He seems to be speaking to his followers in some sort of code...🤨
FF: KanchoooOOOOoooOOo! 🤪
Do they have a fundraiser?
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